Fabric
100% combed cotton. Breathable. You run hot enough on your own.
Size Guide
Relaxed fit — the only sane option. Size down if you are a muscle mommy.
| Size | Bust | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 89–93 | 69–73 | 97–101 |
| M | 94–98 | 74–78 | 102–106 |
| L | 99–103 | 79–83 | 107–111 |
| XL | 104–108 | 84–88 | 112–116 |
| 2XL | 109–113 | 89–93 | 117–121 |
Body measurements in cm. Bust at fullest point, waist at natural waist, hip 20 cm below waist.
Tees
Calm anyone?
R 395
Calm? I'm calm! Who isn't fekking calm?
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What it says
Calm anyone? Calm? I'm calm. Who isn't fekking calm? A question shaped like an accusation, worn by someone who is being extremely calm about it. The world reads it and decides not to ask how she is doing.
Who it's for
For the woman who has been told to relax one time too many. Thirty years of being the steady one — good wife, patient mom, the colleague who kept it together — and the reserves are officially out of stock. She is calm. She is so calm. Wear it on a short-fuse day, or give it to the friend who is also, technically, fine.
Fit
True to size with a relaxed, unfussy drop. Between sizes, or want more room to disappear into? Size up. Full measurements are in the size guide on this page.
The fine print
100% combed cotton, because you run hot enough on your own. Sizes S to 2XL, in black or white. R 395, with free standard shipping anywhere in South Africa and 14-day returns — send it back, no questions and no motivational speech.
Pre-order
This is a pre-order. We make to order, so dispatch runs 3 to 8 weeks and you'll get an email the moment it ships. Pay securely via PayFast, and cancel any time before dispatch.
About klaar.
klaar.is a South African apparel brand making perimenopause slogan t-shirts for women who are done pretending. “Klaar” is Afrikaans for done, finished, exhausted. The shirts say the thing so you don't have to — you wear it, the world reads it, and it does the work.