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klaar.

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Clothes that do the talking for you

Say it without saying it.

klaar.makes perimenopause slogan t-shirts for South African women who are done pretending. Combed-cotton statement tees, R395 each, shipped free across SA. One word, or a few, so you don't have to find them.

What klaar. makes

klaar.makes perimenopause slogan t-shirts for South African women who have run out of patience and full sentences. Each tee carries one line — a flat statement, a warning, or a single syllable — printed for the woman who would rather the shirt did the talking. Afrikaans for done, finished, exhausted, klaar is the word for the day the supply runs out.

Who it's for

For the woman who spent decades being whoever the room needed, and is now, briefly or permanently, out of stock. And for the friend buying on her behalf — the book-club mate, the sister-in-law, the older daughter who recognises the symptoms. Every line works twice: once for the woman wearing it, and once for the world reading it across the kitchen.

The collection

Six lines to choose from, from the flat “OUT OF ORDER” to the affectionate “I LOVE YOU. GO AWAY.” There is “Calm anyone?” for the days you are being extremely calm about it, “Moody” as a weather warning issued in advance, and plain klaar. for when no words are required. Each one says the thing so you do not have to.

Fabric, fit and shipping

Every tee is 100% combed cotton — breathable, because you run hot enough on your own — in black or white, sizes S to 2XL. R395 each, with free standard shipping anywhere in South Africa and 14-day returns. These are pre-orders: we make to order, dispatch runs 3 to 8 weeks, and you can cancel any time before it ships.

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