Fabric
100% combed cotton. Breathable. You run hot enough on your own.
Size Guide
Relaxed fit — the only sane option. Size down if you are a muscle mommy.
| Size | Bust | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 89–93 | 69–73 | 97–101 |
| M | 94–98 | 74–78 | 102–106 |
| L | 99–103 | 79–83 | 107–111 |
| XL | 104–108 | 84–88 | 112–116 |
| 2XL | 109–113 | 89–93 | 117–121 |
Body measurements in cm. Bust at fullest point, waist at natural waist, hip 20 cm below waist.
Tees
I LOVE YOU. GO AWAY.
R 395
For the partner, or offspring you adore from a slight distance. Functional from across the kitchen.
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What it says
I LOVE YOU. GO AWAY. Both true, in that order. For the partner or the offspring she adores from a slight distance. Functional from across the kitchen, and legible from the doorway they are about to use.
Who it's for
For the woman whose love is not in question, only her capacity for company today. She gave thirty years of open-door availability — good wife, patient mom, the one who never closed. Now the door is shut with a note on it, and the note is affectionate. Wear it at home, or give it to the friend who loves her family deeply and from the next room.
Fit
True to size with a relaxed, unfussy drop. Between sizes, or want more room to disappear into? Size up. Full measurements are in the size guide on this page.
The fine print
100% combed cotton, because you run hot enough on your own. Sizes S to 2XL, in black or white. R 395, with free standard shipping anywhere in South Africa and 14-day returns — send it back, no questions and no motivational speech.
Pre-order
This is a pre-order. We make to order, so dispatch runs 3 to 8 weeks and you'll get an email the moment it ships. Pay securely via PayFast, and cancel any time before dispatch.
About klaar.
klaar.is a South African apparel brand making perimenopause slogan t-shirts for women who are done pretending. “Klaar” is Afrikaans for done, finished, exhausted. The shirts say the thing so you don't have to — you wear it, the world reads it, and it does the work.